So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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