So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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