But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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