If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
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