wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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