is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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