I must be too annoying 4 u.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
I wear drunk well.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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