Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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