shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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