im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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