Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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