Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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