You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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