He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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