did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
