i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I wish there were birth control emojis
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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