FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
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