Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
i just found a plastic monkey in my sweatshirt pocket
Umm I had a plastic mermaid in my pants......
Really
You win
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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