I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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