Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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