Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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