it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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