why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
