: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
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