Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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