I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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