You made me cry and you don't even care
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
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