Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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