erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
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