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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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