She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
my sisters under your porch take her home
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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