Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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