Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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