Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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