Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize