So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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