Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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