Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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