Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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