What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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