Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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