Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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