Well douche your snatch and let's go!
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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