this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
gpnpr hd vmdd nm the ggrl whm was mn my lar
I need you to use more vowels.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
Randomize
