last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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