I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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