yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i just google imaged poop.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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