You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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