I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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