hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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