so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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