talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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