literally had 100 drinks last night.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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