feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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