"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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